Smoked Crab – Chef-Inspired Funny Fishy T-Shirt | Mischievous Crab Design
Details
For seafood lovers who appreciate great flavor and good laughs, the Smoked Crab Funny Unisex T-Shirt brings chef vibes, coastal cooking energy, and just the right amount of mischief. Featuring a very detailed hyper-realistic crab with a hilariously suspicious look—this shirt blends gourmet seafood enthusiasm with sly, lighthearted humor.
Printed on a soft, high-quality unisex tee, the artwork highlights the crab’s vibrant shell, expressive eyes, and bold details that practically jump off the fabric. Whether you’re prepping crab boils, firing up the smoker, steaming claws, or stepping aside for a session, this tee keeps the mood fun and flavorful.
Perfect For:
• Seafood lovers, coastal cooks & backyard boil masters
• Anglers who chase crab pots as much as fish
• Concerts and festivals
• Beach nights, dockside dinners & crab feast gatherings
• Gifts for foodie anglers with a mischievous sense of humor
Flavorful, funny, and deliciously crabby — the Smoked Crab T-Shirt serves savory style with a side of suspicion.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
Shipping
We work hard to get your order out fast. Most items ship within 1-3 business days, and you’ll receive tracking as soon as your package is on the way. Delivery times vary by location, but we’ll keep you updated every step of the journey.
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your gear. If something isn’t right, you can request a return or exchange within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and in original condition.
If there’s an issue with quality or a mistake on our end, we’ll make it right—guaranteed.